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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics

    Here are the top 100 misheard lyrics of all time as ranked by our viewers!

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    1. Stevie Wonder: Signed, Sealed, Delivered
      Down to the river, Onions!

    2. Smash Mouth: All Star
      So much to do, so much to see, so much wrong with Nick from...

    3. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Living with a lover with a red IPhone

    4. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
      Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

    5. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      I like big butts in a can of limes.

    6. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church, I'll wash you like a doll in the Saturda...

    7. Abba: Dancing Queen
      See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

    8. Madonna: Into the Groove
      I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self

    9. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
      The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....

    10. Madonna: Like a Virgin
      Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.

    11. Van Halen: Panama
      Padded bra

    12. Talking Heads: Girlfriend Is Better
      Why, why, why, why start at Uber?

    13. OneRepublic: Apologize
      It's too late to order fries

    14. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife

    15. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
      Check your p***y

    16. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
      I'm so Passé

    17. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
      And the last known survivor stocks his bread in the night

    18. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
      Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me

    19. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
      This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus

    20. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
      Suitcase, Dramamine

    21. Judas Priest: Turbo Lover
      You can't retweet, I spy like no other

    22. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? It always works f...

    23. John Lennon: Imagine
      But i'm not Obi-Wan

    24. Madonna: La Isla Bonita
      That is all for me, Itá

    25. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
      All work and no play makes me a dough boy

    26. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
      Donald Duck took my chances

    27. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus

    28. Toto: Africa
      There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.

    29. Europe: The Final Countdown
      We´re working for peanuts.

    30. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      I remember when Iraq was young

    31. Berlin: Take My Breath Away
      In all that body lotion, somewhere there's a loving flame

    32. Hozier: Take Me to Church
      Take me to church I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of y...

    33. Prince: Raspberry Beret
      Rats marry their friends

    34. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Sweet potatoes, sack of beans

    35. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
      I like big bucks in a can of lard.

    36. Savage Garden: I Want You
      Getting coffee, getting parfait is what I live for

    37. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
      Drum and guitar love

    38. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
      Jean Ebert

    39. Genesis: Invisible Touch
      "....she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?!)...."

    40. Outkast: Hey Ya
      Shake it like a horny white preacher.

    41. Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
      'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo...

    42. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer

    43. Stone Temple Pilots: Interstate Love Song
      Feelin'... like a ham-and-mustard shake

    44. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
      Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.

    45. Primitive Radio Gods: Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand
      I bit down - I bit down hard on Davy

    46. National Anthems: Oh Canada
      Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...

    47. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
      Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie

    48. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica

    49. Styx: Babe
      Bare bum leaving

    50. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
      Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love ...

    51. James Brown: I Feel Good
      So good, So good, I got a U

    52. Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought The Law
      Reagan rocks in the hot sun

    53. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.

    54. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
      Money for nothin' and chips for free

    55. Starship: We Built This City
      We built this city on logs and coal

    56. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
      I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.

    57. Wham!: Careless Whisper
      Guilty penis got no rhythm...

    58. Metallica: Fuel
      give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!

    59. The Jam: Town Called Malice
      Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.

    60. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
      I'll never leave your pizza burning

    61. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
      You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine

    62. Green Day: Good Riddance
      It's something unpredictable an Indian thats white, I hope ...

    63. The Chainsmokers: Roses
      He already knows that my wall is fire

    64. Hanson: MMMBop
      A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax

    65. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
      You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.

    66. Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
      My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ay...

    67. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love
      Ain't Taco Bell love

    68. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
      You don't wanna be stuck up on ecstasy Stuck up on ecstasy

    69. Irene Cara: What A Feeling
      Take your pants off and make it happen.

    70. Commodores: Brick House
      She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon

    71. Judy Collins: Salt of the Earth
      Let's drink to assaulting the Earth.

    72. Chaka Khan: I'm Every Woman
      I'm Terry Wogan

    73. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
      Joy to the visions that the people see

    74. Alice Cooper: Poison
      I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed

    75. Prince: Kiss
      I just wanna extradite your kids

    76. Hanson: MMMBop
      so we just gone to Medicare and the Indian man was there

    77. Shania Twain: You're Still The One
      Looks like we mated

    78. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
      Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...

    79. Steppenwolf: Born To Be Wild
      Fry all of your guts a-and explode into spaaac

    80. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
      Like a Scottish raper.

    81. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
      I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...

    82. Psy: Gangnam Style
      Oprah got no style!

    83. Beyonce: Single Ladies
      I own a Single Lettuce

    84. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
      "Scuse me I'm a business guy.

    85. Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
      The artichokes begin to dream

    86. David Bowie: Did you ever have a dream
      did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a cunning...

    87. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
      Long night crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy...

    88. Prince: When Doves Cry
      maybe i'm just like my father, too cold maybe i'm just like ...

    89. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
      Mushrooms are nasty

    90. Starship: We Built This City
      My pony plays the mamba

    91. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
      Lonely house cat of love

    92. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
      I will light on, I'll abide on, I must kid to Morgan Freema...

    93. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
      Consider this Consider this, the time that sent you read Con...

    94. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
      Come to the bank

    95. Clash: Rock The Casbah
      Drop the pasta, drop the pasta

    96. KC and the Sunshine Band: Keep It Comin' Love
      Keep it common law

    97. Bob Marley: Is This Love
      We'll jump rope 'cross the bridge

    98. Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
      "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."

    99. Prince: Little Red Corvette
      Living co-ed!

    100. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
      Let me take French