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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Song: Hound Dog
    Real Lyric: You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine

    The story:

    Painfully and in a room full of friends

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    Crying a bit of laugher, and had to look in a hury to check if I actually had heard it correct my self

    missasary Jul 08, 2015 9:38 pm

    bonniehoy Sep 08, 2012 2:26 pm

    God! I Have misheard a lot of lyrics! I Always heard "You ain't never had a lady"

    diager Jun 14, 2010 5:15 pm