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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus

    Artist: Fifth Dimension
    Song: Aquarius
    Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarious, age of aquarious

    The story:

    Oh man it's way to embarrasing

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    What's sad is that you've misspelled both asparagus and Aquarius.

    GatoCat Oct 25, 2016 6:23 pm

    A picture is worth a thousand words:

    GatoCat Oct 25, 2016 6:21 pm

    Thanks, It gets funnier the longer you sing it that way.

    AvidRay Oct 21, 2014 11:24 pm

    One time, I was singing this song with my brother, who was in the mood to be unpleasant to everyone, so as I sang "This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius," he belted out, "This is the dawning of the rage of asparagus!"

    KaylaCgirl Dec 15, 2013 1:56 pm

    it's hard to believe someone would have heard an "S" within "Aqua"... probably not a true story, but taken from the comic mentioned in the oldest comment...

    ovajonaj Apr 09, 2013 6:42 am

    datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:38 am

    The best was that you were 52 when it happened.

    scriptures4life Aug 13, 2010 2:41 pm

    Makes a lot more sense then the original song... Most new agers are all Vegans anyways :P

    PantsMan Feb 26, 2010 2:52 am

    This classic misheard lyric first appeared in "The Family Circus" comic strip in the early '70s

    ross775 Jun 16, 2009 5:47 pm