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    See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

    The story:

    I was seven and obviously had a bit of anger issues, anyway it came on while at a family party and when everyone heard it my way they all chuckled..everyone besides my mother who proceeded to ground me.

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    OMG my class laughed their head off and even more laughter when the teacher said "what's so funny?"

    LOLlollol Jan 16, 2017 10:16 am

    Must be the same girl from ABBA's other classic: "Everybody screamed, when I kicked the teacher."

    JSword Sep 05, 2015 12:13 am

    datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:33 am

    I've got a headache from laughing!!

    cowsrmom Feb 01, 2013 4:48 pm

    yes i also L'd my A off 2!

    kaiwen Nov 08, 2011 4:09 am

    I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much! Awesome!

    fugu_me Aug 24, 2011 10:16 pm

    Hi. I posted the diggin' the dancing queen correction, checked at Then found the site so funny I had to register!

    lovecraft69 Jan 05, 2010 3:45 pm

    lmfao that is hilarious im glad i wasnt drinking nething lol thats awsome... XD

    superkiki Nov 11, 2009 10:47 pm

    This is so fucking funny! xD

    Wrangen Nov 06, 2009 4:37 pm