The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
The Story: And my blunt is my ho now
The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top
I was seven and obviously had a bit of anger issues, anyway it came on while at a family party and when everyone heard it my way they all chuckled..everyone besides my mother who proceeded to ground me.
8/13/2009 11:38 am
Age it happened
Better than original?
Convinced others you were right?
Was partying involved?
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Must be the same girl from ABBA's other classic: "Everybody screamed, when I kicked the teacher."
JSword Sep 05, 2015 12:13 am
datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:33 am
I've got a headache from laughing!!
cowsrmom Feb 01, 2013 4:48 pm
yes i also L'd my A off 2!
kaiwen Nov 08, 2011 4:09 am
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much! Awesome!
fugu_me Aug 24, 2011 10:16 pm
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lovecraft69 Jan 05, 2010 3:45 pm
lmfao that is hilarious im glad i wasnt drinking nething lol thats awsome... XD
superkiki Nov 11, 2009 10:47 pm
This is so fucking funny! xD
Wrangen Nov 06, 2009 4:37 pm
OMG my class laughed their head off and even more laughter when the teacher said "what's so funny?"
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