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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Step inside, walk this way
    You and me babe, Hey, hey!

    Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
    Livin' like a lover with a red iPhone

    Artist: Def Leppard
    Real Lyric: Step inside, walk this wayYou and me babe, Hey, hey!Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it onLivin' like a lover with a radar phone

    The story:

    I placed this on Facebook, along with a conspiracy
    theory that Steve Jobs was a time travelling space
    alien, since that was the only way Def Leppard
    could sing about iPhone's 20 years before they
    were launched.
    A friend took me seriously and went to great pains
    to list the actual lyrics. This was going to
    either be embarrassing for me, because others
    would believe I was stupid enough to believe it.
    Or embarrassing for him, for being foolish enough
    to think that I believed it.
    Since he clearly thought I believed this
    nonsense...I figured it was fair game and bounced
    it right back at him.
    Incidentally, he was in the RAF during the second
    world war. He knows perfectly well there is no
    such thing as a Radar Phone. So I told him that my
    lyrics make more sense. Because they do! :)

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    There's no such thing as "Gunter gleiben glauchen globen" either, but such things never stopped Def Leppard! Still, I like the red iphone, although I am a die-hard android man... B^]

    TheDarkOne Dec 12, 2016 10:34 pm

    I agree. There's no such thing as a radar phone. That's why it makes more sense to be a red iPhone.

    Marcus Dec 07, 2014 9:12 am