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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Money for nothin' and chips for free

    Artist: Dire Straits
    Real Lyric: Money for nothin' and chicks for free

    The story:

    I thought that when you were a rock star, people gave you free
    chips... As a little kid, this seemed a like a fantastic

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    If the misheard were true, wouldn't it be funny if, say, Tom Petty took a bag of potato chips from a store without paying, and got away with it since he IS a rock star?

    Marcus Feb 09, 2015 4:23 pm

    Made sense to me - I sang the same, thought they were referring to micro chips as they were singing about microwave ovens & refrigerator's - Ooh, never did understand technology!!

    Beehappy Aug 03, 2014 8:52 am