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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "....she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?!)...."

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: "....she reaches in and grabs right hold of your...."

    The story:

    my mother thought this. my older sister and i
    looked at her and both said,"Mom,do you realize
    how DIRTY that sounds?!" (years later,my fiance
    and i have an inside joke about it.)(and we also
    say,"Hi,Mom" whenever we hear it. gone but
    Definitely Not forgotten!)

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