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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,
    It wasn't in God's natural plan.
    You were only a rib,
    And look at what you did,
    To Adam, the father of Man.

    Song: Eve
    Real Lyric: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eve,It wasn't in God's natural plan.You were only a rib,And look at what you did,To Adam, the father of Man.

    The story:

    My girlfriend (now wife) and I were singing our hearts out when she started laughing so hard I thought she was going to choke to death.

    We must've argued over this for more than ten years, with neither one of us giving an inch. At some point, it sorta became a ritual. One day, when we were carrying on, our son, Jeremy, looked up at me and said, "Daddy, you're wrong. Only a girl could've messed up that bad."

    I'm not sure who was in more trouble after that, but let's just say that particular fight is now over.

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    Zekermeme Apr 21, 2016 2:53 am

    I'm afraid that I really don't see what is meant to be funny about this one. Story was okay though.

    Hoof_Hearted Dec 19, 2015 1:54 pm


    reallyawesomeness545 Oct 19, 2015 8:16 pm