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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've got two chic's and a pair of dice,
    Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,
    I've got two chic's and a pair of dice,
    I've got two chic's and a pair of dice.

    Roo-oo-ll, roll, roll, roll, roll, rooollll
    Roo-oo-ll, roll, roll, roll, roll, ro

    Artist: Eddie Money
    Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise,Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,I've got two tickets to paradise,I've got two tickets to paradise.oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-ohoh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh

    The story:

    While at a karaoke one night I accepted a challenge to do whatever song my friends picked. And I didn't get to know what it was until it was my turn.
    When I finally got to read the title I wasn't familiar with it....because I had been singing that song incorrectly for 20+ years.
    As the song progressed I recognized the tune and in my head told myself "this is the threesome song". So when the chorus came I was so sure I knew the words that I stopped reading the lyrics and focused on the crowded bar!!
    Now the thing is I am extremely humorous, actually do stand-up comedy, so everyone thought I was goofy as always and they were cheering, clapping and laughing at my version.

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