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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take me to church
    I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of your life
    I'll tell you my sense, so you can sharpen your knife
    Hope for me that breathless breath
    And good God, let me give you my wife!

    Artist: Hozier
    Real Lyric: Take me to churchI'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your liesI'll tell you my sins, so you can sharpen your knifeOffer me that deathless deathAnd good God, let me give you my life

    The story:

    It was on the radio when I was in the car with a friend of mine. I
    was so excited to tell him how obsessed I was with this song.
    And then, I had to start singing along with the refrain....he
    thought I was insane

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