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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: Fuel
    Real Lyric: give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire.

    The story:

    I was singing this song with my teenage daughter when she started laughing hysterically and then told me the true lyrics.

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    Mailinator Nov 01, 2013 11:26 pm

    I have a friend who thought it was "give me food, give me fries, give me double cherry pie".

    SaintAB Oct 04, 2013 10:58 am

    that's ok, my daughter still laughs everytime she hears this song! LOL!

    Syco65 Feb 09, 2010 10:41 pm

    i. just. can't. stop. laughing xD

    Ninja_Penguin89 Feb 09, 2010 1:35 pm