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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.

    The story:

    My wife thought these were the lyrics. Nearly 20 years after being
    set straight, she still insists she's correct.

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    Well, it's reassuring that we never have to worry about burnt pizza with the Stones. Hard drugs and trashed hotel rooms, sure, but not that. :)

    KaylaCgirl Feb 01, 2015 3:43 am

    Well, she has her heart in the right place. Anyone who would rescue your pizza is a keeper. :)

    kjones62 Mar 16, 2012 5:11 pm

    That is too funny!

    PantsMan Feb 26, 2010 2:52 am

    Ha! My mom thought it was "I'll never be your big suburban".

    SquiggleJay Nov 23, 2009 12:11 pm