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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Like a virgin touched for the very first time.

    The story:

    I thought it sounds better this way.

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    datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:36 am

    I always thought it was "like a virgin, f**ked for the very first time." kinda makes sense...

    premanadi Aug 14, 2011 10:08 pm

    Of course it makes sense - Madonna is singing!, and.. after all - the song is about "Virgin"..!! ;) ..Madonna.. like a Virgin.. touched for the thirty-first time..!! ;DDD Makes sense a lot!..

    cvika030 Jan 25, 2011 1:53 am

    Makes a lot of sense when we are talking about Madonna here ... :P Likely been a lot more then 31 times though...

    PantsMan Feb 26, 2010 2:50 am

    Me 2..It makes you think

    chey4u Nov 10, 2009 2:25 pm

    Probably also truer than the original lyric.

    burgmail Aug 04, 2009 9:07 pm

    haha!.....touched for the thirty-first time...that is funny!

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    insanepro28 Oct 21, 2008 2:40 pm