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    Artist: Statler Brothers

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    Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive

    The story:

    I heard my teenage daughter singing her heart out to the radio...obviously mangling the words, plus it made me hungry.

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    datbooty Apr 02, 2013 9:36 am

    Well, you can tell by the way I eat my food, I'm a gentleman, and Iím not rude. I use a knife and I use a fork. I've been called a prude, a fag, and a dork. And now it's all right, it's O.K. But you canít take my manners away. You can try to understand The effect of etiquette on man. So broil me another Iím a hungry mother***Need a Steak and a Knife! Steak and a Knife! Smell potato bakiní And my hands is shakin' Need a steak and a knife! Steak and Knife! Ah, ha, ha, ha, Steak and Knife! Steak and Knife! Ah, ha, ha, ha, Steak and Knife!

    weirdgalskankavitch Aug 29, 2011 4:46 pm


    bandgeek Jan 08, 2011 10:03 am

    this made me laugh!

    EmmaLouise42 Nov 17, 2010 2:04 pm


    superkiki Nov 11, 2009 10:50 pm

    he he he !!!!!!

    starlight Aug 22, 2009 7:47 am

    You can tell by the way I use my knife I'm a steak man no time for salad.

    JMonkey Aug 10, 2009 10:03 am


    Cheroladine Aug 04, 2009 11:24 am