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    "Stayin' Alive" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bee Gees

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Stayin' Alive" Lyrics

    Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay in the lab, stay in
    Swingin' the bat, swingin' the bat
    Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stay in the light, Stay
    Whether you're a mugger or whether you'r
    We can't try to understand a New York h
    Stayin in line, stayin in line, ah ah ah
    Whether you're a muppet or whether your
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Stay in the Light, Stay in t
    Ah ah ah ah, Stena Line, Stena Line
    Ah, ha, ha, ha Stabilize, stabilize
    We can't try or understand Why New York
    He he you can't take the way that you we
    The New York Times are made for men.
    I've been kicked around since i was fort
    The New York Times is our paper, man...
    A ha ha ha Stena Line, Stena Line
    We can try to understand, the New York T
    Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
    Stena Line! Stena Line!
    It's alright, I don't care, you may lose
    You can tell by the way I use my Wok, I'
    "Real estate and gravy and everybody's s
    Whether you're a robber or whether you'r
    Ah, ah, ah, ah, Satellite Satellite
    Steak and a knife, Steak and a knife
    We can try to understand the New York Ti
    Uhh, Uhh, Uhh, Uhh See you tonight, see
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Stabalise, Stabalise
    Got a week old panda on my shoes
    You can tell I'm gay cause I abuse my c*
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Stain a lot, Stain a lot
    Ah, ha, ha,ha, stabilise,stabilise Ah, h
    stain a light, stain a light
    Stay in the light Stay in the light
    Somebody had-a-gas, somebody-had-a-gas!
    We can try, we can make New York Man, Ja
    Shakin' a leg
    Ah, ah, ah, ah, stanley knife, stanley k
    You can try to understand and do your ti
    ah ah ah ah stablize stablize
    Well you can tell by the way I b**th and
    Ah, ah , ah , ah , Stabilize , Stabilize
    stinging the light, stinging the light
    uh huh uh huh, stealin my hive, stealin
    Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stain a mat, stain a mat
    Ah, ah, ah, ah: stainellite, stainellite
    you can tell by the way i use my walk, i
    Nigga & I... Nigga & I...
    Stay in a line, stay in a line
    Ah, ah, ah, ah, stainer life, stainer li
    But there ain't no dandruff on my shoes
    Stabelize, stabelize
    stabilize stabilize
    You sick love, Willy Wonka, got turned a
    We can fly, a woman's man, The New York
    Well, you can tell by the way I bought a
    Ah-ha-ha-ha Stablized, Stablized
    Well, you can tell by the way I use my w
    miller lite, miller lite
    Stay in your line Stay in your line
    Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stena Line, Stena Line..
    We can try to understand, New York Times
    Stay in the lines Stay in the lines
    ah, ah, ah, ah Sayin' alot, Sayin' alot
    Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stena Line, Stena Line
    stay in the line, stay in the lines
    Ah ah ah ah stain a lie Stain a lie
    Feel the eggs are breakin', and everybod
    A lettuce see another there.
    Ah Ah Ah Ah!!!! Stained alive! Stained a
    Weekend srive to Uncle Stan's The New Yo
    Whether you're a mugger or whether you'r
    "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay in the line, stay
    Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie
    ha ha ha ha stabilised, stabilised
    Be your kind of baseball man
    Sing in the light, sing in the light

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    Jive Talkin'
    More Than A Woman
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