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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ah, ah, ah, ah,
    Stain a mat, stain a mat.

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: Ah, ah, ah, ah,Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

    The story:

    It was when I was listening to my uncle's--who I idolized as a kid--8track tape of Stayin' Alive, and singing at the top of my lungs. He stopped the tape and asked, "What are you saying?" I said, "Stain a mat!" He tried to correct me, but I knew I was right and refused to change the lyrics I sang.

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