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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Night Fever" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bee Gees

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Night Fever" by Bee Gees? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Night Fever" Lyrics

    I'm stuck in a rice pilaf!
    It must be, it must be love.
    nice beaver, nice beaver
    Here I am, here on this Fourth of July
    And you check for negros, yeah, and the
    I've got hair in my mouth
    I can hide in the night I can hide in th
    I get higher in Milwaukee.
    must be a night beaver you know how to p
    And that bald-headed woman, she moves th
    He's a nice beaver, nice beaver. He know
    Must be the taxi guy
    I get higher in Milwaukee
    Night seizure, Night seizure
    I got hair in my back. I get higher in M
    I got a hair in my eye I get higher in M
    see the light, see the light, see the li
    I got hair in my back I get higher in Mi
    In 1999. . .
    Night Seamon Night seamon
    Got your p***y...
    I got fire in my mind I got higher than
    I got hair in my mouth.
    And this bald-headed woman She moves thr
    I get higher in Milan I get higher in Mi
    And I'm glowin' in the dark in New Orlea

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