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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me.

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: More than a woman, More than a woman to me.

    The story:

    A double mondegreen night tonight. After dinner I
    was going through some of the Top 100 on and one was: The Bee Gees - More
    Than a Woman and the mondegreen was, "Norman's a
    woman, Norman's a woman to me."

    We like the Bee Gees and the kids know this song
    so we all laughed and laughed over that

    A little later we were doing some quick grocery
    shopping and this Bee Gee's mondegreen is now an
    earwhig and I'm softly singing, "Norman's a
    woman," and we're all laughing. Suddenly our nine
    year old daughter turns to me and says, "I thought
    it was, 'Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to
    me'." We all burst out laughing in the middle of
    the produce section of Albertson's. I'm sure
    everyone there thought we were more than a few
    peanuts shy of a Snickers. Leave it to a nine year
    old to mondegreen a mondegreen and have that one
    better than the misinterpretation.

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