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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But there ain't no dandruff on my shoes
    I'm a dancin' man. . .

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: Got the wings of heaven on my shoesI'm a dancin' man. . .

    The story:

    I was singing it this way since 7th grade junior high "activity nights" (dances).

    Fast forward to lip sync contest in high school -- I was Robin Gibb -- argued with guy dressed as Barry about this line in front of judges at audition. Teachers had a good laugh (at my expense).

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