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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ah, ah, ah, ah: stainellite, stainellite

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: Ah, ah, ah ,ah : stayin' alive, stayin' alive

    The story:

    Well, I thought that 'stainellite', was like this new improved brilliant type of stainless steal, and always thought it was an ironic song. When I was watching a programme on the Bee-Gees with my friends, there was a banner that said 'stayin' alive' on it, and i said "OH, 'stayin' alive', so not 'Stainellite then?" and they all laughed hysterically and said I was incredibly stupid. Personally, I feel it was quite an innocent mistake to make.

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