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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Be your kind of baseball man

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: The New York Times' effect on man

    The story:

    At a dance party at a friend's house my friend was singing along
    loudly with the song as she was dancing and sang (with supreme
    confidence) "We can try to understand, be your kind of baseball
    man!" I could not stop laughing. I started asking everyone I knew
    what they thought the lyrics were (which was hilarious) and finally
    someone looked it up on the internet. I still think of that moment
    at the dance party whenever I hear the song.

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