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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somebody had-a-gas, somebody-had-a-gas!

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: Somebody help me, somebody help me!

    The story:

    Well, this is just what I had always thought all these years, and I never questioned it, even though later on there's no way I could have thought that was right. The Gibb falsetto can really play tricks on your ears...although if you harken back to the days of youth and serious scatological humor, that lyric could fit right in with trying to "stay alive."

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