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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Whether you're a mugger or whether you're a bugger
    You'll stay in the lav, stay in the lav
    Phil the sitter's brickin' in everybody's chicken

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're stayin alive, stayin alive. Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin

    The story:

    Was making my own video to this song and simply wrote the words down exactly as I heard them. I sort of knew they probably weren't right, but you listen to the song - I defy anyone to work out exactly what they really are singing about!

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