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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Hell, you can tell right away I abuse my rock, I'm a woman, man, go climb the clock..."

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Real Lyric: "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time for talk..."

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    same as Jmonkey

    chey4u Nov 10, 2009 2:31 pm


    yummy_tofu Oct 21, 2009 1:41 am

    lol , that is funny!!

    starlight Aug 24, 2009 8:08 am

    I hear that too, but I thought he said something other than clock, but really close.

    JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:37 am