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    "Chiquitita" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Abba

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Chiquitita" by Abba? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Chiquitita" Lyrics

    Take your teeth out, tell me what is wro
    You'll be dancing once again, like a pen
    Kick her teeth out, tell me what's wrong
    Chicken Tikka, blue and red dye
    You’ll be dancing once again like a pend
    You'll be dancing once again, like a pen
    Now I see you've broken the bed down.
    I see that you're oh so sad on a diet.
    Wear a new thong Chicken-Tikka.
    Let me hear you sing once more like you
    Cheeky teacher tell me what is wrong
    ...You'll be dancing once again, like an
    You'll be dancing once again, like a Hem
    Chick of teeta, tell me what's wrong.
    You'll be happy once again, like an angr
    Take a Cheeto, tell me what's wrong
    You'll be dancing once again like an ang
    "Cheek your teacher" you and I cry
    I'm a-sure that you can cry on [...] I h
    Chicken Tikka, tell me what's wrong.

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