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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Chick of teeta, tell me what's wrong.

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Chiquitita
    Real Lyric: Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong.

    The story:

    I was watching an abba documentary on TV and my
    sister happened to come into the room and this
    song came on so I started to sing along "Chick of
    teeta tell me what's wrong" and she was "LOL
    Fail!" I was corrected then.

    Often wondered who this chick of teeta was and
    knowing a lot about wildplants, I came to the
    conclusion that it was about Coptis teeta, a rare
    type of buttercup used in Chinese herbology and
    this "chick" was a metaphor for something, man that's embarrasing. Should have looked up the
    lyrics but not knowing the real title and typing
    in "Chick of teeta" to a search engine gets you
    webpages about chickens teeth...

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