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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wear a new thong Chicken-Tikka.

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Chiquitita
    Real Lyric: Sing a new song chiquitita

    The story:

    I was asked to sing at a friends party, (or more like I volunteered) and they told me that I should sing this song... I heard it before, and was pretty confident that I knew the lyrics. When I came to the end of about the 3rd verse, laughter filled the room, and I could not figure out what they were laughing at. Later that night, my friend told me that it was a cool change, and I looked like an absolute fool when I told him that those were the real lyrics!

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