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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The mystery boat on the shelf
    Has finally defeated itself

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Waterloo
    Real Lyric: The history book on the shelfIs always repeating itself

    The story:

    My best friend loves this song, and I thought for
    years she was loudly singing lyrics at parties
    that she thought were funny.

    It wasn't until she'd done this a few times that
    it suddenly occurred to me she didn't know what
    the real lyrics were. She didn't. She had a whole
    story in her mind about how a mysterious ship
    self-destructing fit into the Waterloo song.

    She had a look of horror as she realised that at
    all those parties, her fellow guests may not have
    been laughing WITH her.

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