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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you chance your mind (Jackie Chan)I'm the first in line (Jackie Chan)

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: If you change your mind (take a chance) I'm the first in line (take a chance)

    The story:

    One of my roommates had given me ABBA gold for my birthday, and it was the fir st time i'd heard that song. this was when jackie chan was just becoming big in the u.s., and i was like, 'wow, jackie chan must have been really popular in scandinavia like, 20 years ago!' everyone just stared.

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    That was great. I'll be singing it that way myself from now on. As good as the one where Madonna sings about eating her baby.

    Hoof_Hearted Nov 07, 2012 4:52 am

    haha. I can sort of hear that too. Jackie Chan must have been a popular person in their country to get into a song

    DXMarx Feb 28, 2011 3:28 am

    ahahahhaha hilarious.

    Ninja_Penguin89 Feb 09, 2010 1:14 pm

    hahahahahahaha!! I like it better with Jackie Chan.

    singer6 Jan 29, 2010 4:53 pm

    hahahahaha Good one.

    redundancia Oct 08, 2009 12:20 pm

    hahahahaha Good one.

    redundancia Oct 08, 2009 12:19 pm

    T´hat was funny.. :D

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    misspoken Oct 02, 2008 3:47 pm