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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a-sure that you can cry on [...]
    I hope that we can cash it up together [...]
    How the heartaches come and they go and the stars they're leaping [...]
    You'll be dancing once again like a penguin land
    You will have no time for breathing [...]
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    Artist: Abba
    Song: Chiquitita
    Real Lyric: I'm a shoulder you can cry on [...]I hope we can patch it up together [...]How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving [...]You'll be dancing once again and the pain will endYou will have no time for grieving [...]But the sun is still in the sky [...]Try once more, like you did before [...]So the walls came tumbling down

    The story:

    What made sense when I was 10 suddenly stopped making sense when I heard the song again after a very long time. Googling the lyrics, I finally realised that this is not a song about a woman with post-traumatic stress and her evil so-called friend who wants to smother her so she can get her greedy hands on her allowance.

    The dancing penguin land is the bit I'll miss the most.

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