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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You'll be dancing once again, like a Hemulen

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Chiquitita
    Real Lyric: You'll be dancing once again, and the pain will end

    The story:

    For anyone not familiar with Tove Jansson's "Moomintroll" books, the Hemulens were usually serious, bordering on gloomy, creatures, as I recall, and certainly not given to expressing themselves through the medium of dance; but at the age of 8 or thereabouts, this was the only word that seemed to fit!

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    Yes, I did make that connection later in life. Didn't really have sufficient geographical knowledge at the time, though :-)

    Cathykins Nov 24, 2010 4:12 pm

    It makes a lot of sense for Scandinavians to be singing about Hemulens, actually!

    Angantyr Nov 23, 2010 8:35 am