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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Waterloo" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Abba

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    Misheard "Waterloo" Lyrics

    Portaloo, Couldn't escape if I wanted to
    Portaloo, Couldn't escape if I wanted to
    Wantin' you...
    Waterloo... None of my babies can be w
    Waterloo, couldn't of pooed if I wanted
    My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrend
    Waterloo I was defeating you on the whol
    My eyes, had fallen loose
    What her too? Couldn't tape to the floor
    Mud pack! At Waterloo my polo did surren
    So how could I ever refuse, I feel like
    portaloo! always a queue when you need a
    I was defeating you on the wall
    waterloo, always defeated your underwear
    My my, at Waterloo, that bonehead did su
    Guantanamo, Couldn't escape if I wanted
    water Lube
    Want the loo
    Blowing up babies to be with you
    Waterloo- blowing up babies to be with y
    The mystery boat on the shelf Has finall
    Waterloo always be feeding you on the wa
    I was defeated in Baltimore.

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