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    "Jumpin' Jack Flash" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Rolling Stones

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by Rolling Stones? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Jumpin' Jack Flash" Lyrics

    I was raised by two lesbians.
    Jump back fast, I just passed gas.
    I was born in a class five hurricane...
    I was raised by two lesbian hags
    I was born in a class five hurricane
    I was raised by two lesbian hags.
    I was born in a flat by her cave
    I was born in a jock-strap hurricane
    It's a gaseous gas!
    Jumping Jack Fish
    i was raised by a two faced widowed hag
    I was born in a class-five hurricane
    "I was raised by two fairies cut in half
    I was born in a Class 5 hurricane
    Jumpin' Jack Flash s**t's a gas, gas, ga
    I was bored as I crossed a hurricane
    I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, and I just past
    Jumpin' Jack Flash, she s**ts glass glas
    But it's all right now, in fact it's a g
    I was raised by a toothpick split in hal
    I was raised by a true fresh-spirited ra
    Choking Jack Black It's a gas
    It's alright, just passing some gas, it'
    I was born in a class five hurricane

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