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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas.
    I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, did you just pass gas?

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas.I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas gas gas.

    The story:

    At my family reunion we had a talent show as part of our get-to-know-you game. I chose to sing Jumpin' Jack Flash because I love the Stones and it has a fairly easy melody. When I got to these lines, everyone burst out laughing, some to the point of tears. I asked them what was going on, and they told me the correct lyrics. I turned red. It was my most embarrassing moment ever!

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