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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's a gaseous gas!

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: It's a gas! gas! gas!

    The story:

    At 14, I bought the single. Flash (pun intended)forward 26 years: My husband overheard me singing along with it, and after he had recovered his breathing from laughing so hard, he told me the correct lyrics. I actually tried to convince him that I was right. He explained to me the absurdity of The Stones using such a pretentious lyric. I wasn't convinced until I read the lyrics on some sheet music. To this day, I tell him it was pretty sophisticated for 14. That just makes him laugh harder.

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