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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jump back fast, I just passed gas.

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: Jumpin' Jack flash, it's a gas gas gas.

    The story:

    Reading the song title on the album jacket was a hint that I was on the wrong track, but it was years before I got the "correct" words for the whole line. And I was disappounted because the real words seem kinda silly while loudly proclaiming that "I just passed gas!" was a much better fit for the Stones' anti-social image.

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    LOL that is too funny.

    PantsMan Feb 27, 2010 3:19 am