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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was raised by two lesbian hags.

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

    The story:

    I believe it was sometime in the late 80`s. My group and I were at a friend's house partying. I was in my mid twentys, we were all adults. The house we were at belonged to someone I hadn't known for that long. She lived there with her mom and a friend of her mom's.
    Well, we were drinking a goofing off, singing to the music and being silly. The two older women had joined us. I'm singing away at the top of my lungs to a Stones song. I blurt out the above phase. All of the sudden things got really weird and whispery. I didn't know the phrase was incorrect. And I REALLY didn't know the new friend was raised by her lesbian mother and companion.

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