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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was raised by two lesbian hags

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag

    The story:

    No lie - when the movie JUMPIN' JACK FLASH came out, and Whoopi
    Goldberg sang almost the same exact lyrics I thought I'd heard, I
    fell out of my seat laughing. This movie is where I finally got some
    of the lyrics, but I went to a store that sold sheet music and looked
    up the entire song that same weekend.

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    That's funny. The same thing happened to me and I remember I would just burst out laughing every time I thought about it over the next two weeks after watching that movie. She left the hags part off the end of it, but it was close enough to make me realize I had been singing the wrong lyrics to that song all of those years before seeing it, so I asked about six friends before I finally found out what he was really saying. What's really funny is three of the people I asked thought he was saying the same thing.

    jocama May 31, 2012 11:49 pm