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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden

    The story:

    A friend of mine thought that those were the lyrics for a long
    time. I was relating that to another friend as we sat in the car
    and listened to it. When I said, "Kate used to think it was
    'I'll never leave your pizza burnin'," she replied, totally
    amazed, "Well if it's not that, what are the lyrics?"

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    First heard this in December 1979 in a town called Terrace in BC, Canada. Guy came up to the stage and asked if we could play "Pizza Burnin'".

    knottynoddy Jun 03, 2015 6:40 am

    The Stones themselves should do a parody of their own song with this misheard!

    Marcus Jan 23, 2014 9:33 pm

    My sister heard it this way when she was cooking at a Pizza Hut!

    violetgreen Dec 26, 2008 2:22 pm