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    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Daughter" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Pearl Jam

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Daughter" by Pearl Jam? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Daughter" Lyrics of a rhododendrun
    Don't call me daughter, Geppetto
    Don't call me, daughter Not fit to The f
    I'm staring at the rhodadendroms
    The b*tches cat will remind me
    Don't call my daughter
    Don't call me daughter; not fit to; The
    don't call me donor
    Young girl...violins...sittin' 'round th
    Don't call me, daughter. Not fair to. Yo
    In the center there's a rhododendron
    the pittle the picture kept will remind
    The Fisher King will remind me.
    Don't call me butter
    Don't call me daughter, my bedroom. The
    Don't call me daughter, my big toe.
    Don't call me daughter, not fair to
    Don't call me butter
    Dog called me "daughter", got bit too. T

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