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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Glorified G" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Pearl Jam

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Glorified G" by Pearl Jam? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Glorified G" Lyrics

    Blowing five virgins on a pelican
    All five versions of a pelican
    Glorified virgin of the Planet Good
    Won't find virgins on pellet man
    Glorified Virgin,Im A Pelican
    Butterfly virgin of America
    Four fine virgins, here we come (4x)
    Good Vibrations On A Pelican
    45 persians on a buried gun
    glorified version of a pelican
    God finds pleasure with his heavenly gun
    Glorified virgin on a pelican
    Low flying version of a pelican
    Glorified version of a pelican.
    glorified version of a pelican
    Four-star general such as Elliot Gould.
    Mighty fine version of a pelican
    You're a fine virgin for a pelican
    glorified virgin on a pedestal
    glorified version of Elliot Gould
    Glorified version of Elliot Gould.
    Go find pleasure on a pelican
    what if I'm a virgin, well hell it's goo
    Low-flying virgin on a pelican.
    lo fi version of a pelican
    45 birds and I'm a pelican
    Low-flying virgin on a pelican
    Glorified version of a pelican and Glo
    lo-fi version of elliott gould
    Four or five cousins and a pelican
    Gory fried version of a pelican.

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