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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Don't call me daughter, my big toe.

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Daughter
    Real Lyric: Don't call me daughter, not fit to.

    The story:

    My dad has a thing for making up his own lyrics to
    songs, so naturally when this song came on in the
    car he started singing "my big toe". I knew Eddie
    probably wasn't singing about his toe, but I still
    had no idea what the real lyric was.

    It still sounds like "my big toe" to this very day,
    which is kind of funny since the rest of the song is
    so sad.

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