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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dog called me "daughter", got bit too.
    The b***h is kept to remind me.

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Daughter
    Real Lyric: Don't call me Daughter, Not fit toThe picture kept will remind me.



    The story:

    Well, I was horse-playing with my two Minpin pups, and one of them drew blood. As I hung over the sink to rinse the wound, unwrapped bandaid in my teeth, I sang that out loud, as PJam's "Daughter" was playing in the living room. Everyone in there cracked-up.

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