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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Even Flow" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Pearl Jam

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Even Flow" Lyrics

    throw me some fries
    Oh, girlfriend he can't have even when h
    Even flow, tossed around like motor bike
    Even flow, on the road like butterflies,
    Even flow... come around like buttered t
    Even flow, Rock and rolla la flies! Oh,
    Oh girlfriend - he can't have 'cause his
    heee-aaa, rissa heada ona little pillow
    Even Flow....Clogs the road like butterf
    Jesus, rests his head on a pillow made o
    even flow on the road like butterflies,
    On the run from butterflies
    Even Flow...conjured up like bottled win
    Ethan Frome, floats around like butterfl
    ...rests his head on a pillow made of co
    Even flow... on the road like porno star
    Even toast... mozzarella butterflies
    F*ck a duck
    Even Flow, it's a lot like buttered rice
    Freezin, rest his head on an armadillo
    Oh dolphin.
    Freezin', rests his head on a pillow mad
    Even flow, on the road like buttered fri

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