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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm staring at the rhodadendroms

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Daughter
    Real Lyric: Center of her own attention

    The story:

    I was blasting away louder than the speakers disguised as rocks in my backyard... I mean, singing like I was the f-ing show - "AND I'M STARING AT THE RHODADENDROMS!!!" I point to the speakers that are up against the rhodes and laugh my **s off... except the rest of the party was staring, mouths agape in silence when my buddy whispers the actual lyric in my ear and someone in the back of the party just mumbles, "D**k..."

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