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    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Alive" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Pearl Jam

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Alive" by Pearl Jam? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Alive" Lyrics

    I.... goooo downstairs a lot
    Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm playin
    Oh, I... knnnoowwwww I'm still alive, ye
    evenflow...runs around like buttered mud
    I'm surmounted by Sankees and friends. I
    I....wooooh....I'm still Aliyjah..
    Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm playin
    The dead lay in pools of provolone.
    I... I smell a lie
    Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm playin
    Oh oh, I'm killing flies.
    Who windsurfs, who windsurfs
    Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm playin
    Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm playin
    I spin around
    I see Miller Lite

    Other Songs by Pearl Jam

    Animal
    Better Man
    Black
    Corduroy
    Courdoroy
    Daughter
    Dissident
    Do The Evolution
    Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town
    Even Flow
    Garden
    Given to Fly
    Glorified G
    Go
    Grievance
    Hail Hail
    In Hiding
    Jeremy
    Last Exit
    Last Kiss
    Leash
    Low Light
    Nothingman
    Oceans
    Once
    Pilate
    Porch
    Rats
    Rearview Mirror
    Red Mosquito
    Sad
    Soldier of Love
    Spin the Black Circle
    State of Love & Trust
    Thin Air
    Untitled
    Wish List
    WMA
    Yellow Ledbetter

    Funniest Misheards by Pearl Jam