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    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "The Sound of Silence" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Simon and Garfunkel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "The Sound of Silence" Lyrics

    Ten thousand people making war
    Hello Douglas my old friend I've come t
    Come let's talk now my old friend I've c
    silence like a pensive road
    Hello doctor smile friend
    Silence, like a casserole
    And in the naked lad I saw ten thousand
    Meet the hero of the A-street Rams; I he
    silence like a panther grows
    'neath the halo of a street lamb I turne
    an old darkness smile with friends
    People talking 'bout that Ozzbie King..
    Hear my words and I might meet you Take
    Hear my words, I'm anti-Jew, Take my arm
    Heelo darkness, smile old friend, I've c
    Hello Dr. Smilefang, I've come to talk w
    "hear my words that I'm a happy Jew take
    Silence like a cancelled roar
    Silence like a pencil grows
    and the sandbag shouted its warning

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    Bridge Over Troubled Water
    El Condor Pasa
    Feelin' Groovy
    For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
    Homeward Bound
    I Am a Rock
    Kathy's Song
    Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
    Mrs. Robinson
    Scarborough Fair
    Still Crazy After All These Years
    The Boxer
    The Dangling Conversation

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