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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Meet the hero of the A-street Rams;
    I heard them holler, and they called him damp.

    Real Lyric: 'Neath the halo of a street lamp;I turned my collar to the cold and damp.

    The story:

    My father and I have always shared a love of Simon and Garfunkel. We were driving to Tennessee to see them in concert, and it seemed appropriate to listen to all of our Simon and Garfunkel CDs on the road trip.
    Needless to say, I nearly pissed myself laughing when I heard dad's version of The Sound of Silence. He's apparently been singing it this way for twenty or thirty years.

    (Two years later, he's still singing his mangled version because it "sounds better". It also proves he's exactly as southern as I say he is, because seriously, who else would include the word "holler" in a song like this?)

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