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    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    "hear my words that I'm a happy Jew
    take my arms that I'm a hairy Jew"

    Real Lyric: "Hear my words that I might teach you,take my arms that I might reach you"

    The story:

    I never thought that these lyrics were
    wrong for many years. Even when I was
    a teenager they made perfect sense.
    After all, Simon and Garfunkel are
    Jewish, and the song was written in the
    late '60's, as hippies were coming into being and expressing pride in their long hair. Plus, Simon and Garfunkel had the shaggy look going on.
    So I figured it was a lyric about a guy
    who is Jewish, and he's proud of it and
    proud of being a hippie. I just thought
    that Simon and Garfunkel were a couple
    a' happy, hairy Jews.

    I don't remember exactly when I realized I was wrong, but I do recall
    that as I got older I started to realize that those couldn't possibly be
    the lyrics. A few years ago I looked it
    up on the internet and saw the real
    lyrics. My first reaction was basically
    "Well, duh."

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