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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Are you going to Scarlett O'Hare?
    Parsnips say Rosemary is blind

    Real Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

    The story:

    I'd been singing those lyrics since age 6, thanks to my dad's love of folk music (he jus' loved him some Simon & Garfunkel & Joan Baez). Apparently he never had the heart to correct me. When I was about 20, my boyfriend & I were watching a documentary on the 60's (I'm now 30) & saw a clip of S&G singing the song acoustically...I told him what I used to sing. And he still married me!! Now we occassionally mutilate song lyrics together.

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    What a sweet story. I wouldn't have corrected you either.

    flounderman Feb 27, 2009 9:59 pm